Parenting is a Laugh a Minute

Odd things I’ve said today: Don’t put your head in the toilet.That’s a tampon. No, you cannot have one. Books that The Mook chose for me at the library:(I am trying to let her make choices for me since I get to made choices for her) Lube Jobs: A Woman’s Guide to Great Maintenance SexDating

Some days are just shitty

The Mook shit on the bedroom floor on Wednesday night. In several places. Then walked thru it. (We were enjoying naked time.) So, into the bathroom to get her clean (keeping in mind she’d just gotten out of the bath), handing her some wipes to keep her hands busy.